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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
  Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....
• Lisa: [crying] That is so sad. Homer: Oh, come on, honey.
  You know how it turns out. After all, you wouldn't be here today if I hadn't become the responsible head of a household....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah! [sees Homer with a potted plant] Home
  Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more!...