Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money
for garbage?
Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel.
Burns: Ooh don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a
steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of
cheesecake and a newsreel. [Lisa looks unimpressed] With
enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery
Park to the polo grounds.
Lisa: There's a can.
-- Worse than a "back in my day..." tale,
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
