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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Wow, even _I_ didn't know he was so committed to recycling.
  See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See? Marge...
• Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
  I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Lisa tears off a strip of wallpaper] Marge: Lisa, what are you doing?
  Lisa: Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction Bart's absence has left in our hearts....
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• Lisa: [laughing nervously] Just a couple more blocks to my house!
  [laughs more, then starts hyperventilating] Hugh...
• Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
  He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....