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• Wh ... what's going on? Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?
  -- Homer Simpson In Marge We Tru...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Marge: It's a big day for you. Why don't you eat something a little more nutritious.
  Homer: Nonsense, Marge. Frosty Krusty Flakes is what got him where he is today!...
• Akira: [on phone] Hai ... Hai ... Hai ... Bye. [hangs up and turns to Homer, Bart, Lisa] Hi.
  Homer: Akira, can you read this for me? [hands Akira the box] Akira...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• Marge: Homer! Will you get that crazy box of off the dinner table?
  It came from the dump. Homer: But Marge, I'm obsessed with it....
• Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
  .. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....