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  Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked -- [falls asleep] [in his dream, a conference table of executives applaud] Ma...
• Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on? Smithe
  Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize caring for Mr....
• HONESTY Honesty cannot be undervalued. And while I'm on the subject of honesty
  have I told you about an exciting business opportunity that could make you thousands of dollars without hard work or expensive capital investment?...
• Inspiring, bold John Barleycorn, What dangers thou canst make us scorn!
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Tam o' Shante...
• Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
  Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here....
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food! -- Mr.
  Burns, commenting on Homer's breakfast, "Homer the Smithe...
• Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
  Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...