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• Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this? Skinne
  It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy...
• Wiggum: You! Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
  I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy?...
• Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee! Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
  Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window....
• Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
  What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba...
• Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief. Wiggum
  Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week....
• Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls .
  .. two I suppose. Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot....
• Wiggum: [whistles] What do you suppose the rent is on a hideout like that?
  Skinner: Ahh, it's not rented, Chief -- it's stolen....
• Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside the skull.
  Wiggum: [shakes the card out of the skull] Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy....
• Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.
  Wiggum: [picks the skull up with a pencil] Is that right?...