Rangemaster: Well, since you attended public school I'm going to assume
that you're already proficient with small arms, so we'll
start you off with something a little more advanced.
[hands Bart a fearsome-looking grenade launcher]
Bart: [impressed] Whoa!
[Bart shoots at the targets downrange, and hits four of
them. His fifth projectile goes sailing off in the
distance, however]
Rangemaster: Four out of five, Simpson; impressive. But you missed
your last target.
Bart: Did I?
[cut to Springfield Elementary parking lot. Skinner
stands over a smoking crater where his car used to be]
Nelson: [from school window] Ha, ha!
-- Explain THAT to your insurance agent,
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
