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• Homer: Hey, let's all hug Apu. [They all do, then there's a pause] [Homer looks at his watch] Hey, there's still time
  let's hug him again! -- Metahumor, "Homer and Apu...
• Apu: I've got to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart and I'm going to face my demon.
  Marge: Oh, that'll work out great! We're out of Lucky Charms....
• Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
  When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks....
• Homer: Darn it, Apu, I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
  [pulls a "Yes on 24" button off his shirt] I never should have bought this button....
• Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
  [points to store on top of mountain] Home...
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
  Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....
• Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
  Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
• Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
  Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu] Oh, I mean not good....