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This Fish Is A Miracle Of Nature. With A Taste That Can't Be Beat.
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This fish is a miracle of nature. With a taste that can't be beat.
[rubs his tummy] Mmm-mm!
-- Monty Burns neutralizes the fish story,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
Related:
Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
-- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Hi, ho, faceless employees.
So you're saying this fish may have an advantage over other fish.
It may be, in fact, a kind of `Super-Fish'!...
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Wow! Super-Fish! -- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Fishin' Hole Or Fission Hole? * Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap Count The Eyes, Mr.
Burns!...