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• Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would you like these cookies Martin made for me?
  Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [thrusting a copy of the photograph in his face] What is the &l
  meaning> of this! Homer: Whyarreeuumpht... Meaningless!...
• Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
  SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
• Who would have ever thought that pushing a boy into the girl's lavatory could be such a thrill!
  The screams! The humiliation! The fact that it wasn't me!...
• This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
  [growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Bart: OK, here's how it goes: I'm the leader, Milhouse is my loyal sidekick, Nelson's the tough guy, Martin's the smart guy, and Todd's the quiet religious guy who ends up going crazy.
  And now, the time has come to cross this line into mystery and danger -- to step out of childhood and become men....
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• Bart: Oh my God, he is like some sort of...non...giving up.
  ..school guy! -- Bart is chased by Principal Skinner, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much...