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• When Apu & Homer are in the Airport in India, there are groups of Christians trying to win converts, and some Hare Krishnas walk by and say, "oh, Great.
  Christians." Episode: When Apu loses the Quik-E-Ma...
• Homer: Oh, I need money. Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted sign.
  Homer: You're looking for help? Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift....
• Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
  [points to store on top of mountain] Home...
• Marge: Hmm. Apu, we usually store our cans in the cupboard.
  Apu: Oh, they'll never move that way. Lisa: Mmm, corn!...
• Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
  Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?...
• Paul: What? She's leaving home? Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
  I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?...
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• Woods: Apu! Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead.
  How I've missed you! I mean -- I think I'm dying. -- "Homer and Apu...
• Marge: Ooh, that's a _great_ price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.
  Apu: Oh, great selection and rock-bottom prices....