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They're a little warm and moist.
-- Marge puts on (rented) bowling shoes,
"Jacques to be Wild"
Related:
Marge: I'm awfully sorry! Bowler: Entirely my fault.
It's nice to meet you... [looks at her bowling ball] Homer....
Marge: Excuse me, where do I throw this? Attenda
Over there. Marge: Thank you. [heads off] Attenda...
Bowler: Your fingers are so slender, so feminine. They're far too tapered for the ball you are using.
You need something lighter, more delicate....
Marge: You're a very good teacher! Jacques: Yes I am a very good teacher and I can teach you everything.
I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean....
Marge: What do you charge for lessons? Jacques: Twenty-five dollars.
Marge: [shocked] Twenty five dollars! Jacques: [leaning forward] A forty-dollars value!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
I'm not wild about these high-risk ventures. They sound a little risky.
-- Marge's views on business, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes.