Ah, The Morning Horoscope. "Today Will Be A Day Like Every Other Day" -- D'oh!

Ah, The Morning Horoscope. "Today Will Be A Day Like Every Other Day" -- D'oh!

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Ah, the morning horoscope. "Today will be a day like every other day"
-- D'oh! It just gets worse and worse.

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Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
There is never a day so bad that tomorrow couldn't be worse.