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Tex: Why Don't You Talk It Over With Your Family?
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Tex: Why don't you talk it over with your family?
Homer: Because they might say no.
-- Homer learns he's being promoted to work for the
Capital City team, "Dancin' Homer"
Related:
Kids, look! Street crime! -- Homer drives the family through Capital City, "Dancin' Home
Ned: I don't know how to say this, but uh... Home
Oh, knock it off, Flanders; don't start blubbering on me....
Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
Goof: What exactly do you have planned for us? Home
Well, I get up and dance, and I spell out the name of the city, all to the tune of `Baby Elephant Walk'....
We're simple people with simple values. Capital City is too big and too complex.
Everyone in Springfield knows us and has forgiven us....
Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
Lisa: I can't leave Springfield! I was born here and I thought I would die here!
Homer: It won't be so bad. You'll die someplace else....
Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....
Pedro: Buenas noches, senoritas! Moe: What'd he say?
What'd he say? Was that about me? -- Only about your feminine side, "Team Home...