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• Ned: Homer? I'm as permissive as the next parent, I mea
  just yesterday I let Todd buy some red-hots with a cartoon devil on the box, but you can't possibly think it's appropriate for your ten-year-old son to work in a burlesque house!...
• 6/ Movie related foods do not contain calories (ie Buttered Popcorn Milk Duds, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Smarties etc.
  ). These are considered as part of the entire Entertainment Package, not part of the diet....
• Marge: So how was the office birthday party? Home
  Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was this thick!...
• TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?
  [all four simultaneously] Bart: Blue! Orange!...
• So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.
  -- Homer's answers to life's greatest mysteries, "The Springfield File...
• Homer: So, how's it going, Grimey? Grimes: I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.
  Homer: [laughs] Wish I had a nickel every time I heard that....
• Homer: Hmm... Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on.
  [at the Red Tick Beer brewery, dogs are swimming in the tank] Ma...
• Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
  -- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Lisa: I can't leave Springfield! I was born here and I thought I would die here!
  Homer: It won't be so bad. You'll die someplace else....