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• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
  Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• Flanders: [weeping at his son's solo] My son! My son!
  Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not <that> bad. -- music recital, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
  Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody in the family is going to have bad nightmares tonight, ha!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
  Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...