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• Homer: All right Bart, that's it! Go to your room!
  Now! Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about 20 minutes....
• Twelve bucks and a free cookie! What a country! [passes out] -- Bart gives blood, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Twelve bucks! Hey, I can bleed! -- Bart observes he can make $
  12 by giving blood, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Bart: Do it again! House: What? Bart: Make the walls bleed.
  House: No! Bart: Hey, man, we own you. Let's see some blood!...
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Krabappel: Hi, Bart. Bart: [startled, he drops his glass] Uh, Mrs.
  K! Hey, it's Saturday; you're powers are useless against me....
• Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
  Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....