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Mm. My best dress...
-- Marge watches Homer mow the lawn in her Sunday dress,
"Dead Putting Society"
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Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
-- Lisa watching Homer mow the lawn in Marge's dress, "Dead Putting Society...
Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
-- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing, "Dead Putting Society...
Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?! Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out, Homer.
Homer: D'oh! Marge: Would you like some fruit juice?...
Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting Society...
Homer: Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose you're out of the family!
Marge: Homer! [slap] Homer: Ow....
Ned: May the best man win. Homer: "May the best man win.
The mating call of the loser! -- From one who should know, "Dead Putting Society...
Marge: Hi Homey. Homer: Hey Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling, I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino.
Marge: I was for the casino. Homer: Strike three, Marge!...
Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society