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Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer Eats Some Fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
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Fan-fugu-tastic!
-- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish,
Blue Fish"
Related:
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Well, if there's one consolation, it's that you will feel no pain at all until some time tomorrow evening, when your heart suddenly explodes.
-- Dr....
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
-- Homer serves dinner, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: [spots his harmonica-playing cell-mate] That's sort of nice.
What are you in for? Man: Atmosphere....
Next, we take some toilet paper, tear off some teensy little squares, and stick one there.
.. and there... and any place you're bleeding... there....