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• Get off the edge of your seat. They got married, had kids, and bought a cheap TV, okay?
  -- Bart fails to enjoy Homer and Marge's story, "The Way We Wa...
• Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing!
  Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock....
• Abe: [wearing a diving suit] I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows.
  Frink: No, pops, it's too risky! For all we know, there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas and other large -- Home...
• Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you. Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy.
  For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator....
• Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses?
  Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him....
• I just met this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to force her to like me.
  -- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
• Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
  It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• Lisa: How did Dad propose to you? Marge: Oh, well..
  . [ flashback ] Doctor: Well, uh, Miss Bouvier, I think we've found the reason why you've been throwing up in the morning....