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Counselor: Do You Have Any Plans For After Graduation?
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Counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out ALL NIGHT.
-- Homer visits the school guidance counselor,
"The Was We Was"
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Hi, I'm Homer Simpson, I need some guidance, Counselor.
-- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
I just met this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to force her to like me.
-- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
The only advice I can give you is, uh, try to share common interests and spend, spend, spend.
-- Guidance counselor dispenses advice, "The Way We Wa...
Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences....
Grampa: What's the matter, boy? Homer: Nothing. Grampa
You haven't said poo all night and usually I have to wrestle the bucket [of `Shakespeare's Fried Chicken'] out of your greasy mitts....
Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
[reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
Heh, heh, Imagine me in a nuclear power plant. KaBOOM!
-- Homer thinks about life after graduation, "The Way We Wa...
Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...