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• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
  -- Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
  Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
• The Lord has handed down to us ten commandments by which to live.
  I will now read them in no particular order. -- Moses, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
  -- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel, "Homer vs....
• Dad, I beg you to reconsider. Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
  Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable hook-up, "Homer vs....
• Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
  Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....
• So you've decided to steal cable. Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
  Fact: Cable companies are big faceless corporations, which makes it okay....