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• Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?
  Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that....
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Here, I brought some imported generic beer. -- Barney brings a gift, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Miss Allbright: Today's topic will be Hell. Kids: Ooh.
  Bart: All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through Forgiveness....
• Homer: Quick, Bart! Hide the stuff I borrowed from work!
  Bart: Borrowed? Homer: All, right, that stuff I stole from work....
• When you love somebody, you have to have faith that in the end, they will do the right thing.
  -- Marge to Lisa, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
  -- Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...