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• I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE! -- Flanders is upset at the cable TV hook-up man, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Dad, I beg you to reconsider. Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
  Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable hook-up, "Homer vs....
• It's Watson-Tatum 2. This time... it's for money! -- `The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out', "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Hi, Dad. I think stealing cable is wrong, so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes that others will follow my example.
  That's the last you'll hear from me on the matter....
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?
  Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that....
• It's funny 'cause it's true. -- Homer laughs at a stand-up routine, [inside joke alert!
  ] "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
  Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....