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• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you.
  Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty....
• Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dream
  me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty...
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....