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  Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....
• Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
  Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
• Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
• Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
• AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I AM INNOCENT - But He won't be there at the committal proceedings.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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