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• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....
• Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
  Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
• Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
  Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Burns: What's that you say? You can live without television so long as you have _beer_?
  Homer: [defiantly] That's right. Burns: [ominously] Wrong....
• Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
  Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....