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• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Jenna: I don't suppose anything hurts you... Conan: Only pain. -- "Conan the Barbaria
• Bart: Uh...I never thought I'd say this, but shouldn't we be learning something?
  Milhouse: Say the line, Bart! Bart: [sighs] I didn't do it....
• Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• Bart: [praying] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road.
  I know I haven't always been a good kid, but, if I have to go to school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back....
• Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
  Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....