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• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man! Lisa: But Mom!
  Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
  Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might be pregnant, "I Married Marge...
• Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god! I danced with a gay!
  Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone....
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...