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Marge: Homer, Go Easy On The Alkyhol. Remember Last Year At The Winfields' Party When You Threw Up In The Laundry Hamper?
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Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the
Winfields' party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
Homer: No.
Marge: Mm.
-- Homer starts getting tipsy, "War of the Simpsons"
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