Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of
bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he
is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if
he's a day.
Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?
Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven
feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like
steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of
Hell.
-- The making of a legend, "War of the Simpsons"
