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Maggie: [holds Up An `Aztec' Flashcard] Lisa: No, Maggie.
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Maggie: [holds up an `Aztec' flashcard]
Lisa: No, Maggie. Not Aztec, Olmec. [slowly] Ol-mec.
Maggie: [falls down]
-- Lisa tries to enlighten Maggie, "Blood Feud"
Related:
howing Maggie flashcards] Maggie, look! What's that?
Lemur. [slowly] Le-mur. [next card] Zebu. [slowly] Ze-bu....
Marge: [watching Lisa show Maggie flashcards] What's a zebu?
Lisa: It's like an ox, only it has a hump and a dewlap....
Lisa: Ooh, look, Maggie! What is that? Dodecahedron!
Dodecahedron! Homer: Lisa, I don't know what you're doing, but it's very strange, and your father is trying to worry....
Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
[falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...
Homer: Marge, Lisa, Maggie, let's do this out in the yard where the neighbors can see.
Lisa, dim the lights. No, turn on more lights....
Lisa: Maggie? Maggie? [covers her eyes] Maggie
[babbles] Translator: [monotone] Where did you go?...
Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really.
Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly had fun vacuuming....
Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa's Pony...
Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
-- Homer, "Lisa's Pony...