Burns: [talking to a tin can]
Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of
the left hand of Burns!
Moe: My life begins today!
Barney: [wearing a `Kiss me, I'm left-handed' shirt] Wow, what an
icebreaker! [two pretty girls kiss him]
Chuck: Left-handed ledgers! Now I can write all the way to the edge!
Akira: Ha ha ha. Left-handed nunchucks!
-- Shopping at the Leftorium, "When Flanders Failed"
