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• Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
  Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...
• Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this. Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
  Remember that absentee ballot?...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me &l
  for my birthday> to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only....
• Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
  Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
  Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
• Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
  Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing provocatively] Mon-ney....
• o the tune of the Colonel Bogey March] Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
  Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....