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Actually, The Simpsons Are Neighbors Of Ours, And We've Found Them To Be A Quite Misunderstood And Underrated Family.
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Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be
a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
-- Homer pretends to be Mr. Samson,
"Some Enchanted Evening"
Related:
Ms.Botz: Mr. Samson, can I give you a bit of advice?
Homer: Sure. Ms.Botz: Don't turn your back on that boy for a second....
Clerk: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service!
Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son. Clerk: Did your wife just call a second ago?...
Aye, aye, mambo-man." -- Bart to Homer in "Some Enchanted Evening", from The Simpso
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. -- Homer in "Some Enchanted Evening", from The Simpso
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
Dr.MM: Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
Homer: Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos!...
Aye-aye, Mambo-Man! -- Bart, "Some Enchanted Evening
[moaning] Oh! The Elves! The Elves! -- Quasi-Bart-o, "Some Enchanted Evening
Homer: And, I made reservations at Chez [pron. /chez/] Paree!
Marge: Oh, but Homer, that's expensive! Homer: It matters not, mon frere!...