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• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs K: Bart!
  Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class....
• Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on your grade.
  They merely determine your future social status and financial success....
• Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour. Homer: An hour?
  I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?...
• Lewis: Look, there's our school again! Ms. K: Otto, are you sure you.
  .. Otto: It's a shortcut Mrs. K, trust me! -- Field trip, "Homer's Odyssey...
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No.
  Then it'll be his fault. Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!...
• Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. -- Apu, "Bart the Love
• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...