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• Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
  Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
  Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh. Bart: If it helps, I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want....
• Chalmers: [through bullhorn] Skinner, get off of my school.
  Skinner: No, you get off of my school. Marge: Homer, Bart's up there!...
• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
  I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....
• Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
  You didn't have to come all the way down here....
• Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude. [to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man!
  Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight....
• Hutz: How could you have seen all this, Bart? Weren't you supposed to be in school?
  Bart: [slowly] I sort of skipped school. Skinne...
• Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show. Ba
  Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinne...