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• Nelson: Put 'em up! [circles his fists] Ba
  [raises his hands in surrender] -- "Bart the General...
• Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -- we take the White Man alive.
  Bart: All right, Thinks Too Much: it shall be so....
• Bart: Seymour, this is an absence slip signed by Nelson's mother.
  And this is Nelson's English homework. Notice the identical elongated loops on the `d's....
• Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
  Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
• Milhouse fiddles with knobs before getting a whap in the head from Nelson] Milhouse
  Ow! Bart, Nelson hit me. Bart: He sure did....
• Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.
  Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste....
• Nelson: Hah-hah! Your mom's a jailbird! Bart: So's yours.
  Nelson: Oh yeah. -- "Marge in Chai...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart] Oh, look
  [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. [Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start to play "Keepaway!...