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Lisa: Every Day At Noon A Bell Rings, And They Herd Us In Here To Feeding Time.
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Lisa: Every day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here to
feeding time. So we sit around like cattle, chewing our cud,
dreading the inevitable...
Bart: A-ha! Food fight!
-- "Moaning Lisa"
Related:
Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album? Home
[as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look -- Knightboat....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home, &l
I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school....
Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here. [serves Bart, who eats, and walks away] Lisa
Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?...
Marge: I don't know... Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young woman.
Homer: Oh, so that's it, this is some kind of underwear thing. -- "Moaning Lisa...
Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...
Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
.. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive....