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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
  This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell! Marge: Bart! Home
  Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please"....
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
  Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member -- Home...
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....