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Marge: I Don't Know... Bart's Such A Handful, And Maggie Needs Attention, But All The While, Our Little Lisa's Becoming A Young Woman.
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Marge: I don't know... Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs
attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young
woman.
Homer: Oh, so that's it, this is some kind of underwear thing.
-- "Moaning Lisa"
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Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
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