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Mr. Simpson, Was That You Taking That Cowardly Dive Into That Display Of Heavily-salted Snack Treats?
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Mr. Simpson, was that you taking that cowardly dive into that display of
heavily-salted snack treats?
-- Prosecutor at Krusty's trial, "Krusty Gets Busted"
Related:
Prosecutor: Betting slips, indicating that you've lost substantial sums of money on sports gambling.
Krusty: [dramatically] Is it a crime to bet on sporting events?...
You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
-- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted
Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero.
..Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown! -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
!" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
-- Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Come on, Bart, go with the flow! -- Lisa, "Krusty Gets Busted
Krusty has small feet. Like all good-hearted people. -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted