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• Homer: [through a megaphone] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
  Hello? Marge: Homer, is that you? Homer: [aside] What should I say?...
• He sees well enough. Now go buy a case of anti-freeze. -- Cesar, "The Crepes of Wrath
• Smithers: Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.
  Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately?...
• Man: Well, sir, I'll be honest with you: I need a large African elephant and I need it today.
  But I'm afraid this just isn't what I'm looking for....
• RIGHT, n. Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have
  as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like....
• Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
  Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
• He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer off.
  -- Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
  Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....
• Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake.
  Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr....