Stacy: I May Have Had Things In Common With Stacy At The Beginning, But Thirty Years Of Living Her Lifestyle Taught Me Some Very Harsh Lessons.

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Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but
thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh
lessons. Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve
Austin --
Lisa: But if you can learn from Malibu Stacy's mistakes, so can
everyone! I'm sure we can think of something together. Come on!
Stacy: Not now, I'm...to drunk.
Lisa: No you're not.
[Stacy sips slowly from a drink, then sighs]
Lisa: Uh, I'll come back tomorrow.
-- "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"

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