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• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
  He's going to grow up _straight_ for once!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already won' check] One million dollars!
  I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr....
• Faith: Lisa, I'm Faith Crowley, Patriotism Editor of Reading Digest.
  Homer: Oh, I love your magazine. My favourite section is How to increase your word power....
• Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield.
  Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One" on fingers] one man....
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
  [talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Saxama-phone!...