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Imprisoned Congressman Becomes Born-Again Christian -- If It's In The Paper, "Mr.
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Imprisoned Congressman Becomes Born-Again Christian
-- If it's in the paper, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
Related:
Moe: [seeing a photo of Congressman Arnold and Lisa in the paper] Aw, isn't that nice.
Now <there> is a politician who cares. Barney...
Arnold: You must be Lisa Simpson. Lisa: Hello, sir.
Arnold: Lisa, you're a doer. And who knows, maybe someday you'll be a congressman or a senator....
Well, Jerry, you're a whale of a lobbyist, and I'd like to give you a logging permit, I would.
But this isn't like burying toxic waste. People are going to notice those trees are gone....
Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off! -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto
Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies! -- Homer is amazed at what comes with the hotel room, "Mr.
Lisa Goes to Washingto...
We the purple? What the hell was that? -- Father to son on his essay topic, "Mr.
Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Homer: Bart! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis! -- Or is it Looey?
Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad. Home
Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that magazine. -- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Born Again Christian = "I guess I myth'd again.