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Lisa: I'm Going To Eat Eight Pieces Of Chocolate!
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Lisa: I'm going to eat eight pieces of chocolate!
Wendell?: I'm going to each chocolate 'til I barf!
-- Field trip to the chocolate factory,
"Bart the Murderer"
Related:
QOTD: "If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip cookie.
Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
Skinner: Ah, let's see: our foreign exchange student Uter has chosen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
I -- but this is just an empty box! Ute...
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla, I screamed.
I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
I have something BETTER than chocolate. Rike
I love a man with chocolate on his breath.
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. Who cares?
haunting native American music plays, scene changes to an Aztec pyramid] The history of chocolate begins with the ancient Aztecs.
[see a hand holding an `Ah Fudge' candy bar] In those days, instead of being wrapped in a hygienic package, chocolate was wrapped in a tobacco leaf....