Now, In Light Of The Damning Testimony From Your Fellow Gangsters, Your Father, Your Teachers, And The Seemingly Endless Parade Of Emotionally Shattered Babysitters.

Now, In Light Of The Damning Testimony From Your Fellow Gangsters, Your Father, Your Teachers, And The Seemingly Endless Parade Of Emotionally Shattered Babysitters.

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Now, in light of the damning testimony from your fellow gangsters, your
father, your teachers, and the seemingly endless parade of emotionally
shattered babysitters...
-- The Judge's summing-up, "Bart the Murderer"

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Judge: Case dismissed! Hutz: Your honor... Do I still get paid?
-- Pro bono pocketo, "Bart the Murdere...
Be kind to your mother-in-law. Babysitters are expensive.
Marge: Er, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic says you should have done your job!
Ned: Hey, now, Marge, let's not "should" this fellow to death....
If you expect something free to live up to your expectations, you had better be prepared to see your expectations shattered, since there is no such thing as a free lunch.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.