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• My role model, inspiration, and heroine is Morticia Addams. -- Siouxsie Sioux
• Marge: How are you enjoying your ham, Homey? Home
  Tastes so bitter, it's like ashes in my mouth... Marge...
• She looks around and sees everybody else's dad with a good education, youthful looks, and a clean credit record, and thinks, "Why me?
  What did I do to deserve this fat old piece of......
• Al Bundy - An inspiration. A role model.
• Bart: I had a fight with Milhouse. Homer: That four-eyes with the big nose?
  You don't need friends like that. Lisa: How Zen. -- Homer Simpson Homer Defined...
• Homer: Aw, boy: if only Bart had been a better role model for everyone.
  Marge: That's not fair. The lesson here is that self-improvement is better left to people who live in big cities....
• CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home on the Range)
• Lisa: They _cannot_ keep making dolls like this...something has to be done!
  [Chewing stops slowly; Homer swallows noisily] Marge...
• Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.
  [opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low?...