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• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse? Bart: I don't want to play with Milhouse.
  Marge: You mean you still haven't made up with him?...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
  Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Marge: Well, I also have a song to sing. [flaming arrow pass by her head] Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
  [clears throat, coughs] [singing off key] Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family .
  .. Simpson! Roll Call! Marge: Remember me, my name is Marge, [strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large!...
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...